What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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The WNBA.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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