Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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DANA

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Rick Perry.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

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