- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I like to eat.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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