- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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