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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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youre gay

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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