" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Womens rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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