So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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knock knock you may come in

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Women's rights

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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NEVER

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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