What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

balls in ya mouf

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Knock knock, come in.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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