Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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womens rights

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Global Warming.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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