A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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your fat

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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wat?

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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