- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Lacrosse

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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