Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Oh...okay, good.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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