- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

I got shot, you laughed

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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