The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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noodles

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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