q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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noodles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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45.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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