- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

balls in ya mouf

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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