Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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mitt romney

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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BIG PENIS

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the cow goes moo

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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