- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Laura Pratz..

Chuck Norris died.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Female Athletics

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

The Bible

Rick Perry.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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