I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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live babies

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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