which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Jasper sucks.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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