Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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