What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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cheese

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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William Raines.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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knock knock come in

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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