- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Chocolate tastes good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Carlton

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

im jewish

Black people are innocent.

nathan palmer has a big head !

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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