Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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