wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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