what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why Because

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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