What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Black Poeple

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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