What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Myspace

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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