Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What comes after "Q" R

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a black guy leaves prison

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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