Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Real jokes.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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