- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Baseball

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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