Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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The government makes a good decision

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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