- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Knock Knock Come in.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

hi bye

The chicken crossed the road.

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