i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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God.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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This post contains NOTHING.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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