What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

I dislike old people.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

9/11

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Steering Wheel Face.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Anti Joke

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