Guess what? Chicken butt

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Anti jokes are funny

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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