Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Pickle!

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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