Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

throbbing slobber

The geese of Growmore

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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