Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Haha pizza

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The geese of Growmore

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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