Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Obamacare!

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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