Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Robin, get in the car.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Go away.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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