- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Pickle!

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

your life

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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