- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Chocolate tastes good.

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