Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

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