Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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barack osama

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Slavery

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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