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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

i am predestal

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

A homeless person dies.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

kennah campion... being nice

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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