johann grayson being liked

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Women's rights

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Women's rights.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

i wish i was a tree !

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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