- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Where else? The junk yard

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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