Why....... Because.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

jokes r dumb

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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