How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

james schmitt whats your last name

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

I am black.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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