Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

ekoj

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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