what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Dear John,

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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So dont touch it

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