- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Knock Knock. Go away!

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Dead babies.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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