A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Black people

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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