Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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My sister has to take a dump

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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That's what he said.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Women's Golf

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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