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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Religion

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Womens rights.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

The mets are 3-0 this season

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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